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  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    I appreciate your comment on my blog: emoticon YES to Good Reasons--NO to Excuses! Thank you for the workout clothes too! I will wear them in good health!
    14 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought we’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.

    Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .

    How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh?
    Nothing. . . It’s on the house.

    How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh?
    Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.

    Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
    Olive - the other reindeer.

    Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners?
    Rude-olph.

    Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack?
    Deery Queen

    Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes.
    I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend! I hope it doesn’t rain dear.
    1 day ago
  • v PLATINUM755
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    Just peeking in on you to say
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    for the goodie!
    7 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s about dog-gone time that Friday is here! Happy Friday! I hope it’s not been too ruff a week for you. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope that this week’s dog jokes will make you howl with laughter!

    We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog. He just sits there and watches. . .

    What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck?
    Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that’s the SPOT!


    What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
    You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

    What’s a dog’s favorite food?
    Anything that’s on your plate.

    Today’s Closing Thought for the Day: Never take your dog to the flea market.

    Enjoy your day! emoticon
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Thank you so much for the Christmas tree, and your kind words about my suggestions. I'm glad they resonated with you, and hope you find them useful. I hope your week is going well.
    9 days ago
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