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  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for viewing my sugar joke 😁. Blessings for a wonderful day 👍🙏
    12 hours ago
  • v BECCA199207
    "Keeping up with goals is hard but you can pull through the targets. Never give in, hold on to ambition, take it by the silver lining and never let it go." my own motto ^_^
    5 days ago
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    Hello 🙋. Thank you for viewing my hardened criminals joke 😁. Blessings for a wonderful day 🙏
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    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for viewing my grated cheese joke 😁. Have a blessed day 🙏
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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! In an effort to help keep everyone warm in the colder temperatures and all the snow, we need to get ourselves giggling. So let's get our giggles going to warm us up this morning . . . I don't mean to air my dirty laundry in public, but I have loads of laundry jokes. I promise you they're all clean. If you think there's nothing funny about doing laundry, you just need a dryer sense of humor. Sock it to me!!!

    Have you heard about the new and improved energy star rated clothes dryer that's being touted by the government for its very high 99% energy efficiency . . .
    It's called a clothesline.

    Why don't men like doing the laundry?
    Washers and dryers don't come with a remote control.

    If doing laundry makes you tired, and you decide you've done enough - you'd better think twice . . .
    More laundry!

    What do income taxes and doing laundry have in common.
    Either way you might lose your shirt.

    When I was in college money was tight. Quite often I had to choose between buying laundry detergent or something for breakfast. It was either All or muffin.

    How much fun is doing laundry?
    Loads!

    If your toddler gets all muddy while playing outside, just throw her in the tub and quickly washer and dryer.

    Why are poker players good at doing laundry?
    They know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when they run . . .

    Today has been a perfect finish to my week!
    Every sock in the washer had a matching partner.

    I hope my sense of humor did not leave you hanging high and dry this morning . . .

    Finally . . .

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Clothes.
    Clothes who?
    Time for me to clothes this now.

    Thanks for dropping by my page for a visit.
    I hope you have loads of fun this weekend!
    11 days ago
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