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  • v SHARON10002
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    There's a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes.
    It's the first letter.

    Classic Dadisms:

    Measure once, cut twice. Measure twice, cut once.

    Don't make me stop this car!

    If all your friends decided to jump off a bridge would you do it too?

    Shut the door! I know you weren't born in a barn!

    Righty tighty; lefty loosey.

    Your mother is right even when she's wrong.

    Go ask your mother.

    Do you think I'm made of money?

    You're going to like it, wheteher you like it or not.

    Don't speed!

    Don't forget to change the oil.

    And finally . . .

    Dear Dad,

    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

    Love,
    Your $on


    Here's the father's reply to the above:

    Dear Son,

    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Dad


    What was your dad's favorite "ism"? Please share it with the rest of us in the comments section.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    134 days ago
  • v BUTTONPOPPER1
    Harriett, thank you so much for reading my blog about our adopted dogs. I really appreciate your kind comment. I'm glad you were blessed with your beloved Penny and that you have many good memories of her. I really think our pets live in our hearts forever. I have wonderful memories even of the ones from my childhood long ago.

    I hope you are doing well and haven't been too badly affected by these strange times we're living through. Take care and stay well.
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    137 days ago
  • v HAWTGRANNY2014
    Hey. First of all, you are not alone. Anytime you can sparkmail me. I dont know you but friends are made by talking. I made a few dear friends on here. One I talk to often and cosider a sister. This world is messed up but there are still wonderful people who sometimes meet by accident. I believe we all touch eachbothers lives even if forba moment.
    142 days ago
  • v HAWTGRANNY2014
    Thank you for reading and commenting on my blog. You are right, we all need to help each other. Good luck . We can do this.
    146 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!! I noticed when looking at the grocery ads that June is designated as National Dairy Month. I thought it might be appropriate to start off the month with some milk jokes. I'll apolgize right now, because a couple of these are utterly ridiculous!

    Where do astronauts get their milk?
    From the Milky Way.

    What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

    I bought a can of evaporated milk, but when I opened it - it was empty.

    What kind of milk do yo get from a brown cow?
    Chocolate milk.

    What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
    A milk dud.

    What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?
    Milk of Amnesia.

    I hope these jokes weren't too sour for you.

    Have a wonderful Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    148 days ago
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