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  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    Thank you for commenting on my blog and I appreciate what you had to say! And you're right! If One million emoticon wasn't enough, then neither will be 5 million! I would never be able to spend all of that (especially st 74)...and besides, we can't take it with us! ... emoticon
    5 days ago
  • v BROOKLYN_BORN
    Thank you for reading my blog.
    Our lake is very popular with fishermen all year round. They even have tournaments. Mostly bass. We don't fish since suddenly in my 30s I became allergic to fish. Doctors figured I must have eaten some bad fish and now have antibodies that react. Too bad that the food recommended as healthy could send me to the ER,

    5 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon for the applause and your notes. I'm glad you are enjoying the giggles! I hope your Friday was a fun one, and wish you a happy weekend ahead.
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    Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.

    What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?
    Denis

    What is the most popular time for a dental appointment?
    At tooth hurty

    What the dental term for X-rays?
    Tooth pics

    What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro?
    You got a hole in one!

    What's the definition of a toothache?
    A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.

    What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office?
    By word of mouth.

    What do you call a lecture from the dentist?
    His floss-ophy.

    Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .

    My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.

    A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled.
    He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered.
    He decided to transcend dental medication.

    I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now.
    But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . .
    Did you REALLY like these jokes?
    Thanks for your support and encouragement this week, and just for dropping by to say Hi!
    Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!!
    8 days ago
  • v BROOKLYN_BORN
    Thanks for the Goodie and your comments on my blog
    This puzzle will take me a LONG time. So much easier with help.
    I'm using a magnifying glass to identify the words and images of some of those tiny pieces.
    10 days ago
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