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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! I've been up since the quack of dawn searching for the best giggles I could find to drive you quackers this morning. I think I found a few that will fit the bill. I hope you enjoy these, and at least one of them will quack you up.

    So here goes . . . I'll take a quack at it!

    A couple goes out for a meal at a Chinese restaurant, and the husband decides to order the dinner for two, "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.

    Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

    "Hey, did you see that?!" she asks her husband.

    He didn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and once again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

    Sputtering in a fit of anger, he yells for the waiter, describes what is happening, and demands an explanation.

    "Please sir," says the waiter, "what did you order?"

    The husband replies, "The Chicken Surprise."

    "Ah... so sorry.", says the waiter. "I bring you Peeking Duck."


    What do you call a clever duck?
    A wise quaker.

    What do you call a duck that's a theif?
    A robber ducky.

    What do you get if you cross 2 ducks and a cow?
    Quackers and milk.

    Where does a sick duck go to feel better?
    To the duck-tor.

    And if he can't pay, the duck-tor just sends him the bill.

    OK, okay . . . I'll stop quacking jokes about ducks now.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    100 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!! I noticed when looking at the grocery ads that June is designated as National Dairy Month. I thought it might be appropriate to start off the month with some milk jokes. I'll apolgize right now, because a couple of these are utterly ridiculous!

    Where do astronauts get their milk?
    From the Milky Way.

    What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

    I bought a can of evaporated milk, but when I opened it - it was empty.

    What kind of milk do yo get from a brown cow?
    Chocolate milk.

    What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
    A milk dud.

    What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?
    Milk of Amnesia.

    I hope these jokes weren't too sour for you.

    Have a wonderful Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    107 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and it's the first full week of the new month of June. I just love synchronicity! Start down the path to your goals with these thoughts to keep your spirits high while moving forward each and every day this month!!!
    Have a good week and an even better month!

    emoticon J - Joy is food for the spirit. Love is food for the body and soul.
    emoticon O – Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll experience positive results.
    emoticon Y - You can handle whatever life throws at you today.
    emoticon F - Focus on the present moment to discover the positive in your day.
    emoticon U – Understand that the present moment is all you ever have.
    emoticon L – Love yourself as you are no matter where you are in your journey.

    emoticon J - Just breathe . . . relax . . . feel your stress melt away.
    emoticon U – Use mistakes as stepping stones to deeper understanding of yourself.
    emoticon N – No matter how high the mountain is, it cannot block the sun.
    emoticon E – Envision success in meeting your goals through the power of intention.

    Let's find our joy and happiness in ourselves in June!

    Thanks for stopping by and I'm glad you enjoyed the giggles.
    110 days ago
    Thanks for the kind words on my bunny photo. Lately we are finding baby bunnies sleeping in our little gardens early in the morning. I want to capture it, but don't want to wake them.
    110 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for your comments on my feed this morning 👍. Be well and safe and keep the faith 🙏
    110 days ago
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