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  • v SHARON10002
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    Why were all the corn stalks afraid of the farmer's son, Jimmy?
    Because Jimmy cracks corn, and he don't care.

    What do you get if you cross an ear of corn with a cow?
    Corned beef.

    How much does a pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
    About a buccaneer.

    What do you get when a farm truck spills all of its corn on the freeway?
    Creamed corn.

    What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?
    Don't look now, but I think the farmer is stalking us.

    Why should you be very careful of what you say on a farm?
    the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.

    Now why didn't you laugh at any of today's jokes? Oh, I know . . .
    they were too corny!

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    1 day ago
  • v HIMELISSA2007
    Thank you for being patient and consistent with me all along. You can do this!! Sending back some encouragement as well!! emoticon emoticon
    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and the beginning of a new month. I hope you have evaluated and assessed your goals. If you have been joining me during Joyful June and Jubilant July, we have been focusing on the intent to bring more experiences of happiness into our lives. We are now moving into August, and it is join to be Amazing August!

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    emoticon A – Act with deliberate intention.
    emoticon W – What is it you want? Focus your attention on it.
    emoticon E - Every day is a chance to begin anew.
    emoticon S - Stop worrying about missed opportunities and start looking for new ones.
    emoticon O - Opportunities are easily lost while waiting for perfect conditions.
    emoticon M - Make every minute count with mindfulness.
    emoticon E - Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

    emoticon A - All that we are is the result of what we think.
    emoticon U - Unlimited opportunities are waiting for you today.
    emoticon G – Greet each new day with a smile and gratitude.
    emoticon U - Until you decide to change, nothing else will change.
    emoticon S – Stay focused in the present moment.
    emoticon T – The time has come for you to love yourself.
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    I hope you'll decide to make August an awesome, and amazing month for you!
    11 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    I shore am glad it's Friday! How about you? Since it's the end of July, I think we should have a little shellabration, so I have reeled in some summer jokes that I think you will find laughabubble; although you may find summer better than others.

    What game do anglers like to play during summer?
    Go Fish

    What did the boy say to his mother after a few hours at the beach?
    Mommy I'm surf bored.

    What is the best thing to take to the beach for a picnic?
    Peanut butter and jellyfish "sand"wiches.

    What is a sea monster's favorite food?
    Fish and ships.

    Why did the whale swim across the ocean?
    To get to the other tide.

    Which fish is a comedian?
    A clown fish.

    What did the shark say after eating the clown fish?
    That sure tasted funny.

    Water you think? Sink or swim?
    I think it might be time to for me to clam up and high tide it outta here.

    Happy Fry-day and enjoy the weekend!
    15 days ago
  • v BECCACOZZIE
    Thank you for commenting on my blog Kelly! I hope you are having a great summer! emoticon
    19 days ago
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