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  • v IAMHERE101
    Thank you for my bear hug. I definitely needed one. emoticon
    71 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!!! It's that time again!!! Time for your weekly giggles . . .
    Let's get this holiday weekend off to a fun-ny start!

    It's cleaning day! I started by polishing off a whole chocolate bar.

    I snicker when I hear a joke about chocolate bars.

    What's an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
    A Milky Way, or a Mars Bar.

    Did you hear about the marriage between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
    A year later they had a Baby Ruth.

    What do you call a table full of marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate?
    A S'moresgasbord.

    Archeologists have discovered a mummy covered with hazelnuts and chocolate.
    They believe him to be Pharaoh Rocher.

    I love chocolate! Hard candy is for suckers.

    I hope you have one, sweet weekend!
    80 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!!! It's that time again!!! Time for your weekly giggles . . .
    Let's get this weekend off to a fun-ny start!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tennis
    Tennis who?
    Tennis is five plus five!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Hatch
    Hatch who?
    God bless you!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Radio
    Radio who?
    Radio not, here I come!

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Oscar
    Oscar who?
    Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

    And finally . . .

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Déja.
    Déja who?
    Knock knock.

    Have a fun-filled Friday, and enjoy your weekend!
    87 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Why were all the corn stalks afraid of the farmer's son, Jimmy?
    Because Jimmy cracks corn, and he don't care.

    What do you get if you cross an ear of corn with a cow?
    Corned beef.

    How much does a pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
    About a buccaneer.

    What do you get when a farm truck spills all of its corn on the freeway?
    Creamed corn.

    What did one ear of corn say to the other ear of corn?
    Don't look now, but I think the farmer is stalking us.

    Why should you be very careful of what you say on a farm?
    the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beans stalk.

    Now why didn't you laugh at any of today's jokes? Oh, I know . . .
    they were too corny!

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    101 days ago
  • v HIMELISSA2007
    Thank you for being patient and consistent with me all along. You can do this!! Sending back some encouragement as well!! emoticon emoticon
    103 days ago
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