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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to start our weekend off with a smile.
    I hope you'll get a giggle or two out of these quips from the younger ones.

    Kids Do Say The Darndest Things

    "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
    "I'm going to have to talk with your teacher about this!", her mother replied
    "By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
    "My homework." she replied.

    "Jimmy, why are you home from school so early?'
    "I got sent home early because I was the only one who could answer a question."
    "Oh, really? What was the question?"
    "Who threw the blackboard eraser at the teacher?"

    A little boy watched as his grandmother blew out the candles on her birthday cake.
    "Grandma, how old are you?"
    "39 and holding. . .", she replied.
    "Grandma . . . how old would you be if you let go?"

    Heard in a Sunday school class. . .
    "Danny, does your family say grace before eating?"
    "No, ma'am. We don't have to." "My mom is a good cook."

    A mother invited a couple of their neighbors to dinner one Saturday evening.
    After the families were seated at the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Susie, would you like to say the blessing?”

    “I don't know what to say,” Susie replied.

    “Just say what you hear Mommy say.”, her mother replied, smiling.
    Susie bowed her head, folded her hands, and said,
    “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

    Thanks for dropping by my page this week to say Hi and read my blogs.
    I hope you have a Happy Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    74 days ago
  • v WARRIORSUE518

    A glass artist! I would LOVE to see some of your creations if you ever wanted to add them to your photos here!!!
    91 days ago
  • v RUTHIEBEAR
    emoticon emoticon emoticon SPreading some cheer to thank you for reading and commenting on my blogs this week. I am grateful to have such caring friends. Ruthie emoticon emoticon
    114 days ago
  • v MSMOSTIMPROVED
    Welcome to Spark! Best wishes on your health and fitness journey
    115 days ago
  • v GODS-PRINCESS
    emoticon Thank you for reading my blog.
    I am always glad to read when others can relate. It means I am not alone!
    105 days ago
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