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  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon for dropping by for a visit, the goodie, and your note. I appreciate your friendship and support so much. Enjoy your Friday! emoticon
    16 hours ago
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    It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.

    For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.

    "Medical Terms for Dummies"

    Artery - the study of fine paintings

    Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria

    Catscan - searching for the missing kitty

    Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - quicker than someone else

    Fibula - a small white lie

    Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates

    Outpatient - a person who has fainted

    Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"

    Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit

    I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous.
    If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    1 day ago
    Let's keep going and win the battle against the bulge and be fit! emoticon emoticon
    1 day ago
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    Happy Friday! Lettuce celebrate making it through another week! Time fries when you're having fun! Here are a few giggles to put you in the right mood to start off your weekend.

    Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password. It's not stroganoff.

    If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humerus!

    Some guy just threw milk and cheese at me. How Dairy!

    Today's Tip: Don't be afraid to take whisks, and you'll rise to the top, to be the cream of the crop.

    Until we meat again next week - cake it easy.
    Thanks for stopping by! I hope you have an egg-cellent weekend!
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Just dropping by to say emoticon , and say thanks for dropping by my page to say Hi, and leaving your note. Hope you are having a good week! emoticon
    9 days ago
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