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These cocktails are some of my friends favorites maybe you can make some some and enjoy then with your friends or if you decided to stay home an relax and enjoy a slow comfortable drink.

Hope I don't offend anyone is not my intention. This are their name I am not making them up.


You’d better start off with the basic …

Screwdriver
2 shots vodka
5 shots orange juice

Pour the vodka and orange juice over ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a slice of orange.

Now you’re ready for a …

Slow Screw
2 shots sloe gin
Orange juice

Pour the gin into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.

Relax and enjoy a …

Slow Comfortable Screw
1 shot vodka
1 shot sloe gin
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot orange juice

Shake together in a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Strain into an ice-filled cocktail glass.

Or what about this?

Slow Comfortable Screw up against the Wall
1 shot sloe gin
1 shot vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot Galliano
Orange juice

Pour the gin, vodka, Southern Comfort and Galliano into a tall glass filled with ice. Top up with orange juice and stir slightly.


Comfortable Fuzzy Screw
1½ shots vodka
1½ shots Southern Comfort
1½ shots peach liqueur
Orange juice

Pour the vodka, Southern Comfort and peach liqueur into an ice-filled highball glass. Top up with orange juice and stir gently.


Sex on the Beach
1½ shots vodka
½ shot peach schnapps
¼ shot Chambord black raspberry liqueur
2 shots pineapple juice
2 shots cranberry juice

Shake all the ingredients together in an ice-filled shaker. Strain onto ice in a highball glass.

Oral Sex on the Beach
1 shot vodka
1 shot peach schnapps
1 shot Blue Curacao
3½ shots pineapple juice

Pour all ingredients into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a chilled highball glass.


Quickie on the Beach
1 shot vodka
1 shot peach schnapps

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir gently.



Safe sex on the Beach
3 shots cranberry juice
3 shots grapefruit juice
2 shots peach juice or nectar

Pour into an ice-filled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry before serving

Fuzzy Navel
1 shot peach schnapps
Orange juice

Pour the peach schnapps into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill up with orange juice. Stir and serve.

Slippery Nipple
2 shots Sambuca
½ shot Baileys
1 drop grenadine

Pour the Sambuca into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top. Add a drop of grenadine in the centre.

Buttery Nipple
1 shot Baileys
1 shot butterscotch liqueur

Pour the butterscotch liqueur into a double shot glass. Gently add the Baileys so it floats on top.


Orgasm
1 shot amaretto
1 shot coffee liqueur
1 shot Baileys
Single cream

Pour the liqueurs into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake well and strain into a tumbler filled with ice. Top up with cream.


Screaming Orgasm
1 shot vodka
1 shot amaretto
1 shot coffee liqueur
1 shot Baileys
Single cream (optional)

Pour the vodka, amaretto, Baileys and coffee liqueur into an ice-filled shaker and shake well. Strain into a highball glass and top up with cream if desired.






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