Wednesday, August 23, 2017
Dear gluten free pretzels. Oh how I love you. I put you in my mouth and get this wonderful crunch, sweet, and salty taste that leaves my taste buds so content. So content that I eat a lot of you. I love how you like for me to melt almond bark and lightly coat you in a tad of sweetness. When finished you love going into the freezer and get chilled and provide my mouth with that cold crunch that I so crave. You love how I have become addicted to you and for some reason can no longer be satisfied with just one serving. Yes, I used to weigh out a serving for a day and munch on it one or two pretzels at a time, but now I can eat many servings and can't seem to stop. And most of all you love how you have caused me to gain weight. We are buddies for life aren't we. Well.... pretzels 10 days ago I decided I can no longer be a part of you. I don't know if we can ever have a relationship again, but for now I know you are a problem. A problem that I can't control. So.. good bye pretzels. My losing weight and being healthy is more important. Yes, I still think about you, but since you aren't in my freezer you can't tempt me. And guess what pretzels without you I have lost 4 lbs.