just jokes day 20
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All the toilet seats were stolen from police headquarters.
The police have nothing to go on.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.