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just jokes day 22

Thursday, March 19, 2020

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

The only reason I'd take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

Birth-control pills are tax deductible, but only if they don't work.
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