just jokes day 22
Thursday, March 19, 2020
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
The only reason I'd take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
If you're going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
Birth-control pills are tax deductible, but only if they don't work.