just jokes day 23

Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. By then he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkled?
Because if he was small, white and round he'd be an aspirin.

A man consults a therapist and states, "Doc, I'm suicidal. What should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Pay in advance."