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just jokes day 25

Sunday, March 22, 2020

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How do you make an elephant fly?
First, you start with a 48-inch zipper...

That's all of section one 'One-Liners' so tomorrow starting next section 'Puns'.
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