just jokes day 27

Leif Erickson returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying, "I'm sorry, Mrs. Erickson, I must have taken Leif off my census."

A farmer is milking his cow and as he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cow's ear. A little bit later, the farmer says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the udder."