just jokes day 28

So, these vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons, and the flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but there's a limit of two carrion per passenger."

What do you call the cabs lined up at the Dallas airport?
The yellow rows of taxis.

This duck walks into a drugstore and he says, "Gimme some Chapstick and put it on my bill."