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jokes day 121

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Three couples---an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newlywed couple---wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for two weeks."
The couples agree and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor goes up to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" says the pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle-aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replies, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights, but, yes, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" says the pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlyweds and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
"Well, Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replies.
"What happened?" inquires the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a lightbulb on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself, and we had sex right there on the floor."
The pastor says, "Well, then, you're not welcome in this church."
"That's okay," says the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."

That was a long one. Nothing special happened today. Just staying home and making the food stretch as best we can. Stay safe everyone.
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