jokes day 122
Sunday, June 28, 2020
The preacher was dissatisfied with how little his congregation put in the collection plates on Sundays, so he learned hypnosis. He began preaching his sermons in a monotone. He swung a watch slowly in front of the lectern, and at the end of the sermon he said, "Give!" they gave everything they had. Then one Sunday, at the end of the sermon, the chain on the watch broke, and the preacher said, "Oh, crap!"
It has been raining a lot the last few days but sky looks clear tonight. I fixed a lunch today and my son really liked it. I think I have been cutting down on eating (but was hard today at lunch) so hope it shows on Monday. That means I'll try to be extra good tomorrow. But with all the rain, I haven't been walking. Looks like I can try tomorrow to walk in back yard and maybe shop to get in some more steps and food I need.