jokes day 123
Monday, June 29, 2020
A bum walked up to a mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
And the lady replies, "Try, honey. Force yourself."
This old guy was dying, and he said to his wife, "Honey, call for a priest." And she said, "But John, we're not Catholic."
And he said, "What? I should make Pastor Halvorson sick?"
Good news this morning as lost 1.4# this week. I was able to walk yesterday. Since I walk in the back yard when it rains it takes a while before the grass isn't too wet especially when it stays cloudy. Still a bit cloudy but warm and no rain. I am ready and plan to go shop soon. I need milk and eggs and will stock up on whole wheat bread as on last loaf. I usually get a few and stick in freezer. It is usually gone in spurts depending on my son. I usually have 1-2 slices most days but he has 0 or 6 slices like I said in spurts, so one day there is 3/4 of a loaf and 2 days later it is gone. Same with the milk. I think we have plenty and a couple of days later it is gone. My son doesn't seem to know how to do something in moderation. It is all or none most of the time.
Have a great week everyone.