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jokes day 123

Monday, June 29, 2020

A bum walked up to a mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
And the lady replies, "Try, honey. Force yourself."

This old guy was dying, and he said to his wife, "Honey, call for a priest." And she said, "But John, we're not Catholic."
And he said, "What? I should make Pastor Halvorson sick?"

Good news this morning as lost 1.4# this week. I was able to walk yesterday. Since I walk in the back yard when it rains it takes a while before the grass isn't too wet especially when it stays cloudy. Still a bit cloudy but warm and no rain. I am ready and plan to go shop soon. I need milk and eggs and will stock up on whole wheat bread as on last loaf. I usually get a few and stick in freezer. It is usually gone in spurts depending on my son. I usually have 1-2 slices most days but he has 0 or 6 slices like I said in spurts, so one day there is 3/4 of a loaf and 2 days later it is gone. Same with the milk. I think we have plenty and a couple of days later it is gone. My son doesn't seem to know how to do something in moderation. It is all or none most of the time.
Have a great week everyone.
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    I am glad to know someone else who walks in her yard! I have been doing yard laps since March! emoticon
    43 days ago
    Congrats on the weight loss. That's awesome.

    I don't mind when those who live here eat in spurts. It's frustrating though, when they don't tell me something is gone so I can add it to the list. With curb side pick-up, they don't get to tag along, so there's no impulse buying. That sure works for me!!

    Stay safe. Be well. emoticon emoticon
    44 days ago
    Congrats on your weight loss.

    Thanks for the smiles! I enjoyed the jokes.
    44 days ago
    Good job on the weight loss.

    I get what you mean with kids. My son goes in spurts cereal for several days and milk it pretty full. Then all of a sudden he eats 4 bowls of cereal in a day and the milk is gone.
    44 days ago
    44 days ago
    Milk, eggs, bread . . . routinely gone here. But I follow your trick of keeping a loaf or 2 of bread in the freezer, depending on the room in the freezer.

    Young men . . . . they can eat you out of house and home if you don't keep track. I used to have my DS help me empty the grocery bags, but discovered a LOT less came in then I took home! He chowed down.

    44 days ago
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