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jokes day 123

Monday, June 29, 2020

A bum walked up to a mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
And the lady replies, "Try, honey. Force yourself."

This old guy was dying, and he said to his wife, "Honey, call for a priest." And she said, "But John, we're not Catholic."
And he said, "What? I should make Pastor Halvorson sick?"


Good news this morning as lost 1.4# this week. I was able to walk yesterday. Since I walk in the back yard when it rains it takes a while before the grass isn't too wet especially when it stays cloudy. Still a bit cloudy but warm and no rain. I am ready and plan to go shop soon. I need milk and eggs and will stock up on whole wheat bread as on last loaf. I usually get a few and stick in freezer. It is usually gone in spurts depending on my son. I usually have 1-2 slices most days but he has 0 or 6 slices like I said in spurts, so one day there is 3/4 of a loaf and 2 days later it is gone. Same with the milk. I think we have plenty and a couple of days later it is gone. My son doesn't seem to know how to do something in moderation. It is all or none most of the time.
Have a great week everyone.
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  • RUTHIEBEAR
    I am glad to know someone else who walks in her yard! I have been doing yard laps since March! emoticon
    43 days ago
  • SPEDED2
    Congrats on the weight loss. That's awesome.

    I don't mind when those who live here eat in spurts. It's frustrating though, when they don't tell me something is gone so I can add it to the list. With curb side pick-up, they don't get to tag along, so there's no impulse buying. That sure works for me!!

    Stay safe. Be well. emoticon emoticon
    44 days ago
  • LINOVER
    Congrats on your weight loss.

    Thanks for the smiles! I enjoyed the jokes.
    44 days ago
  • HAPPYDAZ1
    Good job on the weight loss.

    I get what you mean with kids. My son goes in spurts too...no cereal for several days and milk it pretty full. Then all of a sudden he eats 4 bowls of cereal in a day and the milk is gone.
    44 days ago
  • CKEYES1
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    44 days ago
  • 1CRAZYDOG
    Milk, eggs, bread . . . routinely gone here. But I follow your trick of keeping a loaf or 2 of bread in the freezer, depending on the room in the freezer.

    Young men . . . . they can eat you out of house and home if you don't keep track. I used to have my DS help me empty the grocery bags, but discovered a LOT less came in then I took home! He chowed down.


    44 days ago
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