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jokes day 127

Friday, July 03, 2020

A man went to church, and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand and say, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good."
The preacher said, "Thank you, sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that sort of language in the house of the Lord,"
The man said, "I was so damn impressed with that sermon I put $5,000 in the collection plate."
The preacher said, "No sh!t?"

ate ice cream tonight. will do better tomorrow but with holiday Sat. it might not be a good week to expect weight loss.
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