jokes day 128
Saturday, July 04, 2020
A priest and a rabbi had been friends for many years. One evening over a cup of coffee the priest turned to the rabbi and said, "My friend, we've known each other for a long time, and there's something I've always wondered. Have you ever tasted ham?"
"Well," said the rabbi, looking a little sheepish, "I must admit, when I was a very young man and curious, I tasted some ham. Now tell me, my old friend," the rabbi said, "there's something I've always wondered. Have you ever been with a woman?"
"My friend," answered the priest, "I must confess, when I was a young man, before I entered the priesthood, yes, I was with a woman."
The rabbi smiled at the priest and said, "It's better than ham, isn't it?"
Happy 4th of July! Hot dogs and hamburgers tomorrow. Wishing everyone a great day. Pebbles doesn't like all the fireworks but giving him a chill pill and he's wearing his thunder shirt plus his hearing isn't as good as when he was younger so hope he isn't too anxious about the noise.