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jokes day 130

Monday, July 06, 2020

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.
The second bee said, "Really bad. Too much rain. No flowers or pollen."
The first bee said, "Here's what you do. Just fly down five blocks and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There's a bar mitzvah going on, and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
The second bee flew away, and a few hours later the two bees ran into each other again.
The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Fine," said the second bee, "it was everything you said it would be."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee, "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

That is the last joke in the 'Religion' section and next section is 'Bar Jokes'.

Had a big gain. Thought I was likely to gain but wasn't expecting it to be so much. Still I'm less than 4 weeks ago and sometimes when it goes on really fast it also comes off faster so hope that is the case. Had a good day today and plan to eat similar plan tomorrow.
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