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jokes day 131

Tuesday, July 07, 2020

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, "Beer please, and one for the road."

So a five-dollar bill walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out-a here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles' bar."

Sleep, eat. watch tv and SP/play on computer; my life now. I think when we are all vaccinated and it is safe I will spend long days at malls walking and looking around.
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