jokes day 140
Thursday, July 16, 2020
Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes in here."
The ropes go outside and one says to the other, "I have an idea." He ties himself up, messes up his hair, and goes back in. The bartender says, "Hey, No ropes." The rope says, "I'm not a rope."
The bartender says, "You're not a rope?"
"Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
I did walk in backyard a little today. The lawn was mowed today so that was nice. Maybe can do more tomorrow. I got my watch so could time my walk but find that it is dead. Another thing to add onto my list, to either get the battery replaced or to buy a new one. I am thinking since the crystal is scratched, might just order a new one.
Have a great day.