jokes day 141
Friday, July 17, 2020
Two guys were walking their dogs---one had a German shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy says, "No? Watch this." He puts on some dark glasses, acts like the German shepherd is a Seeing Eye dog, walks into the bar, and orders a drink. And no one says anything.
So the second guy takes out some dark glasses, slips them on, and walks his Chihuahua into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry---we don't allow dogs in here." And the man says, "It's okay---it's my Seeing Eye dog." The bartender laughs and says, "This Chihuahua is your Seeing Eye dog?" And the guy says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
Walked in backyard this evening. I sliced the cucumbers and green bell peppers that I has bought last time at the store and now I will start eating them instead of forgetting until after I finish eating. I also sliced a tomato which my son will also eat in sandwiches. I'm ordering a watch. I don't have a cell phone nor plans to get one. I'll keep my other watch and someday might see about getting battery replaced and see if can get new crystal but I only paid about $10 for it several years ago and had replaced the battery once.