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jokes day 143

Sunday, July 19, 2020

A cowboy walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. Suddenly another cowboy rushes in and yells, "Joe, Joe, hurry up, your house is on fire!" The cowboy runs to the door and then stops and thinks, "Hey! I ain't got no house!"
The cowboy sits back down and drinks his whiskey. Suddenly another cowboy runs into the bar shouting , "Joe, Joe, hurry up, your father is dying!" The cowboy jumps up, runs out, jumps on his horse, and then remembers, "I ain't got no father!"
He walks back to the bar, sits down, and finishes his drink. And another cowboy bursts in and yells, "Joe, Joe, hurry up, you won the lottery and there's a million bucks for you at the post office!" The cowboy jumps to his feet, runs out of the bar, jumps on his horse, gallops to the post office, dashes in, and then he says, "Hey! My name ain't Joe!"

I thought I'd have to skip my walk when it started raining this afternoon but the grass seemed to dry fast and was ably to do my few minutes in the backyard this evening. So far so good on staying with eating plan and I am hoping for good results Monday, but sometimes Sunday is a hard day for me to limit my eating. Stay strong. Have oatmeal in crockpot but ran out of figs and added prunes instead.
Have a great Sunday!
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