jokes day 144
Monday, July 20, 2020
A guy comes in with a frog on his head, and the bartender says, "Where did you get that?" And the frog says, "It started out as a little bump on my butt."
A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint, please." The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're out of your head."
Today is my younger sister's birthday. She is 12 and a half years younger than me. Many, many years ago, we were shopping and a shop clerk thought she was older than me. She smoked back then but quit several years ago. She was thin until she stopped smoking but now has a weight problem also. Maybe someday she'll join SP with me.