jokes day 146

This guy walks into a bar and has a drink. And he looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket, and so on. And the bartender says, "What are you doing. What's in your pocket?" And the guy says, "It's a picture of my wife. When she starts looking good to me, I know it's time to go home."