jokes day 157
Sunday, August 02, 2020
This duck waddles into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get for you?" The duck says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, we serve beer and whiskey and stuff like that." The duck says, "Okay," and he leaves.
The next day the same duck comes in, hops up on the stool, and says, "Got any grapes?" The bartender say, "No---I've told you two days in a row that we don't have any grapes. You come in here again and I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!" So the duck leaves.
The very next day, the same duck comes back into the bar and says, "Got any nails?" The bartender says, "No, why?" And the duck says, "Got any grapes?"
Rained all last night and this morning. Can't find son's sleeping bag but his friend has an extra. I'm not sure that he even brought it home last summer after a camping trip that ended early because of rain but he stayed at friend house several days. Same old case of not taking care of stuff.