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jokes day 158

Monday, August 03, 2020

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. And the bum says, "Mister, do you have a dollar you could spare me?"
The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No," says the bum.
The man then asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?"
Again the bum says, "No."
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"

Well, I keep promising myself that I won't go on an evening eating binge again but it happens far too often, and I did it this week, I think, on Wed. evening. So not sure if I will gain in the morning but I am hoping for at least staying the same. My son's friend didn't come today after all but now to come tomorrow but who knows. The camping trip as I now understand is leaving on Friday. So hoping for good weather for their trip.
Have a great week.
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