jokes day 159
Tuesday, August 04, 2020
Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Diner: Well, I just pushed aside a pea and there it was...
A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral. He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. After a lengthy silence, the priest asks, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno," comes the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
Weight stayed the same this week which is a lot better than a gain would have been.