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jokes day 167

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Three mice walk into a bar. The first mouse had a shot of whiskey and said, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench-press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse drank two shots of whiskey and said, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The third mouse said, "I can't stay long. I've got a date with the cat."

My son got home this afternoon. He had a really great time except for it being so hot but there was a pool so they could cool off. They didn't go in lake as the water looked green. I was happy that he enjoyed himself so much. Not so happy about the boys (all 19 I think) were given alcohol by friend's older sister but I don't guess it was too bad. I need to get some birthday cards to send older son as he turns 21 on the 19th. I probable should have already gotten some mailed. Always late for something it seems which is kind of pitiful since I really don't have anything I'm doing except watching tv or on here or sleeping.
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