jokes day 168
Thursday, August 13, 2020
A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' painted mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?"
Nobody answers, and the cowpoke draws his six-shooter and yells, "I said which one of you mangy polecats painted mah horse red?!"
Slowly one of the cowboys at the bar stands up. He is six feet, nine inches tall, and he pulls a small cannon from his holster. "I done it," he growls.
The first cowboy puts his gun back in the holster and says, "Just wanted to let you know the first coat's dry."
I was able to find 3 cards here at home and got them sent today--one from me, one from his brother and one from Pebbles, his dog. Hopefully he'll like getting them and they might get there by his birthday.