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jokes day 209

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn't help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch.
So the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, "Well, matey, I got washed overboard one night while we was in a fierce storm. An' dern me if a shark didn't go and bite off me leg."
Then the sailor asked, "So how'd you get the hook?"
And the pirate answered, "Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that's when I got me hand cut off."
Finally, the sailor asked, "So how'd you get the eyepatch?"
And the pirate responded, "A seagull pooped in me eye."
And the sailor said, "You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?"
The pirate said, "Well, it was the first day I had me hook."

Been raining the last two days. Getting tired of the rain because Pebbles doesn't like to go out in the rain. He'll go out and come right back in a time or two but you need to be quick to let him out because he waits until the last minute then.
Have a great fall!
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