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I Demand Justice!

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Monday, December 28, 2020

A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any one thing. Laura Ingalls Wilder!.....::Be prepared to chuckle-cluck-or groan! ...(or all).

I tell ya! here is something fowl going on in the hen house!
I buy a dozen eggs and the carton clearly says LARGE eggs.
I find SIX large. Three small---three small fry's.
(Reminds me of opening a box of chocolates--never know what you will get).

Says: I terrorize the tiny human for fun."

I feel like I'm being played!
Why don’t they say, 50% Large-25% small and 25% micro?
What kind of hen lays eggs like this?

Where I can file a complaint?
The store where they were bought? The farmer?
Or the hens that laid the eggs?
I want justice! Before I grow my own!
Chickens that is!

Or is it eggs---back to what came first... emoticon . The chicken or the egg?
Another Of life's Unsolved mysteries!

By the way: Did you see the chicken running down the road? Do you know if it was North bound?

“I duh-no!I think it was Egg Bound!”

Thanks for reading!..... emoticon .Happy Monday!...
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