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Easy to read GIBBS 69 RULES

Thursday, February 25, 2021

I am thinking of making my own set of Chris' Rules. But I am way to inconsistent to stick to them!

There are a total of 69 rules, and counting, but fans have yet to hear all of them. They’re revealed out of order, as Gibbs sees fit. And, considering there are two number 1 rules, it’s not far-fetched to say Gibbs might be winging it. Here’s a list of Agent Gibbs’ rules on NCIS, so far:
Gibbs’ Rule #1: Never let suspects sit together.
Gibbs’ Other Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Gibbs’ Rule #3: Never believe what you are told. Double check.
Gibbs’ Other Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Gibbs’ Rule #4: Best way to keep a secret. Keep it to yourself. Second best, tell one other person—if you must. There is no third best.
Gibbs’ Rule #5: You don’t waste good.
Gibbs’ Rule #6: Never say you’re sorry. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Gibbs’ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Gibbs’ Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #10: Never get involved personally on a case.
Gibbs’ Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Gibbs’ Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Gibbs’ Rule #13: Never involve lawyers. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #14: Bend the line, don’t break it.
Gibbs’ Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Gibbs’ Rule #16: If someone thinks he has the upper hand, break it.
Gibbs’ Rule #18: It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Gibbs’ Rule #20: Always look under. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Gibbs’ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee if you want to live.
Gibbs’ Rule #27: Two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you.
Gibbs’ Rule #28: When you need help, ask. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #35: Always watch the watchers. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rules #36: If it feels like you’re being played, you probably are.
Gibbs’ Rule #38: Your case, you’re lead.
Gibbs’ Rule #39: There is no such thing as a coincidence. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #40: If it seems like someone’s out to get you, they are. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #42: Never accept an apology from somebody who just sucker-punched you. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #45: Left a mess I gotta clean up.
Gibbs’ Rule #51: Sometimes you’re wrong. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #62: Always give people space when they get off an elevator. emoticon
Gibbs’ Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn’t trust her man.
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