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What’s the difference between Attila the Hun, and an Aerobics Instructor?
Sunday, July 31, 2011      1 comments

Attila listened to his careers guidence counsellor. ... Read more
What’s the difference between taking an aerobics class and getting run over by a steamroller?
Saturday, July 30, 2011      7 comments

Not a whole heck of a lot… ... Read more
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well- mannered professional torturer
Friday, July 29, 2011      2 comments

What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well- mannered professional torturer? The torturer would apologize first. ... Read more
What did the aerobics instructor say to the U.S. Marine Drill Sergeant?
Thursday, July 28, 2011      6 comments

"Wimp." ... Read more
How many step aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Wednesday, July 27, 2011      7 comments

None. Reebok guidelines specifically ban the use of a step tall enough to reach the bulb. ... Read more
Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road?
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      6 comments

Someone on the other side could still walk. emoticon... Read more
What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a dentist?
Monday, July 25, 2011      5 comments

A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you. emoticon... Read more
What do you call an aerobics instructor who doesn't cause pain and agony?
Sunday, July 24, 2011      1 comments

Unemployed emoticon... Read more
How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Saturday, July 23, 2011      2 comments

Four!...Three!...Two!...One! ... Read more
DIET RIDDLE: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO ABANDONED HIS STRICT DIET?
Friday, July 22, 2011      3 comments

A DESSERTER! ... Read more
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle
Thursday, July 21, 2011      5 comments

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the c... Read more
If you don't know GOD...
Wednesday, June 22, 2011      5 comments

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an a... Read more
Goal Weight
Saturday, April 09, 2011      3 comments

Is it better to set an ultimate weight goal or set intermediate shorter term goals? When starting my Sparkpeople adventure in January 2011 my motivation was a work version of The Biggest Loser. I had been wanting to lose weight but lacked t... Read more

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