New Years Resolution Choices
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      4 comments

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Peanuts - LOL
Thursday, December 22, 2011      4 comments

Florida Seniors Bus Tour.... A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx... Read more
The Pastor
Monday, December 19, 2011      5 comments

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minut... Read more
Tuesday, December 13, 2011      3 comments

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers, and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived ... Read more
No Nativity Scene in DC
Wednesday, December 07, 2011      5 comments

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. ... Read more
Congress taken hostage
Tuesday, December 06, 2011      5 comments

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks,"What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Con... Read more
heartwarming lawyer
Tuesday, November 29, 2011      2 comments

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't... Read more
How not to select a Turkey
Wednesday, November 23, 2011      3 comments

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Places I have and have not been...
Wednesday, November 09, 2011      1 comments

I was in Credulous when I got this. I know it is hard to believe. I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I ... Read more
What A Lonely Guy Does In Antarctica
Sunday, November 06, 2011      2 comments
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How to weigh yourself for the most accurate results
Thursday, October 06, 2011      10 comments

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All About the South...5
Sunday, September 18, 2011      0 comments

NORTH CAROLINA A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the... Read more
All about the South...4
Friday, September 16, 2011      2 comments

MISSISSIPPI The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?" The young man answere... Read more
All about the South...3
Thursday, September 15, 2011      2 comments

LOUSIANA A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 year... Read more
All about the South...2
Wednesday, September 14, 2011      1 comments

GEORGIA The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georg... Read more

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