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Saturday, September 26, 2020      14 comments

I need to know if I am doing the right thing. When the surgeon called with the report on my hernia sac & contents I was and probably still am in shock. I just looked up what some of these things mean and I am more scared now. The pat... Read more
Thursday, September 24, 2020      10 comments

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment ... Read more
More bad news
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      25 comments

Hi everyone, As you know my hernia surgery went well and I am feeling better. Unfortunately the surgeon called me this morning and said he got the report from the pathologist and it came back that the tissue around the hernia was cancerous.... Read more
Thank you all for the prayers
Thursday, September 17, 2020      18 comments

The surgery went well. Took an hour and 20 minutes or so. I am sore today but so far so good. Let the healing begin. ... Read more
I could use prayers
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      14 comments

Hi everyone, I know I have been MIA for awhile with blogs but getting back to school, (I am a bus driver) and my Diverticulitis diagnosis and now I am having surgery this morning for a Ventral Hernia. Monday as I was in the grocery stor... Read more
Get a Priest
Tuesday, August 25, 2020      13 comments

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. “A priest! Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd but finds no priest, n... Read more
Packed Bus
Sunday, August 23, 2020      11 comments

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband a... Read more
Harsh Criticism
Wednesday, August 19, 2020      12 comments

The new minister stood at the church door greeting the members as they left the Sunday morning service. While most of the people told the minster how much they liked his message, one man seemingly had a different opinion. “That was a very d... Read more
An update and a joke
Tuesday, August 18, 2020      12 comments

Hi everyone, This past Sunday I had to go to the ER. I was diagnosed with Diverticulitis. I had pain the Sunday before but it passed a bit. This Sunday I couldn't stand the pain and told my DH I have to go to Urgent Care. They were so ... Read more
A quick update and a joke
Tuesday, August 11, 2020      15 comments

Hello, August so far has been a goal breaker for me. I was sick last Saturday but the rest of the month so far I am just barely keeping up. So, from today, I am going to get back on track. Step goal-10,500 K a day Yoga 50 push ups ... Read more
The Old Man and the Princess
Sunday, July 26, 2020      11 comments

An old guy was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.”... Read more
A Confession
Saturday, July 25, 2020      12 comments

Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. “Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site.” Priest: “What did you do with the lumber, my son?” Boudreaux: “Well, Father, my porch, she’s had a hole for a lon... Read more
New Dentures
Friday, July 24, 2020      13 comments

An old minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, using his new dentures, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached... Read more
Dark Tunnel
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      13 comments

A woman, a manager and his assistant are sitting together in a train. Suddenly, the train goes through a tunnel, and as luck would have it, the lights go out and it’s completely dark. Then there’s this kissing noise and the sound of a loud ... Read more
Just a joke
Sunday, July 19, 2020      23 comments

Even though there was a blizzard raging outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for 6 rolls. "Your wife must like rolls,' he said. "How do you know these are for my wife?" I asked. "Because your mother would... Read more

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