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jokes day 209
Wednesday, September 23, 2020      13 comments

This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn't help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch. So the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate a... Read more
jokes day 208
Tuesday, September 22, 2020      15 comments

"Gladys, it's like a miracle. Every night when I get up and go to the bathroom, God turns the light on for me, and when I'm finished, he turns the light off." "Harry--you're doing it in the refrigerator again!" Why do you feel so sophist... Read more
jokes day 207
Monday, September 21, 2020      14 comments

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?" Two guys are captured by cannibals. They're stuck naked in a big pot of water over a fire, and the water gets hotter and hotter. All... Read more
jokes day 206
Sunday, September 20, 2020      17 comments

So, Professor, you're back from the Rawalpindi archipelago, huh? Discover anything interesting out there? Yes. The tribe has discovered a kind of palm frond that can be made into suppositories to cure constipation. Do they really work? H... Read more
jokes day 205
Saturday, September 19, 2020      11 comments

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he got on the plain, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decid... Read more
jokes day 204
Friday, September 18, 2020      15 comments

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. So far, so good. Did my 2 times on bike for 15 minutes each. My son has his sleep times all messed up after stayin... Read more
jokes day 203
Thursday, September 17, 2020      14 comments

There was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to her doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them since I've been in this o... Read more
jokes day 202
Wednesday, September 16, 2020      11 comments

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got p!ssed off! A man walks into his house with a handful of dog turds, and says to his wife, "Look what I almost stepped in!" So the bike isn't totally finished but I only have the ped... Read more
jokes day 201
Tuesday, September 15, 2020      13 comments

Two airline mechanics get off work at LaGuardia, and one says, "Let's go have a beer." The other says, "Why don't we try drinking jet fuel? I hear it tastes like whiskey, and you don't have any hangover in the morning." So they drink about a ... Read more
jokes day 200
Monday, September 14, 2020      11 comments

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil? A religious movement! Had a surprise today when my bike arrived. It has to be put together and I... Read more
jokes day 199
Sunday, September 13, 2020      14 comments

The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stables when one of the stallions farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen. "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that." "It's quite unde... Read more
jokes day 198
Saturday, September 12, 2020      12 comments

Why does Piglet smell so bad? He always plays with Pooh. Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart? So now the friend might be coming here tomorrow to help my son find a game that he wants to play but lost. The... Read more
jokes day 197
Friday, September 11, 2020      15 comments

A woman goes to the store to buy some fishing gear for the weekend. She asks an employee for any suggestions. A blind man who works at the store suggests a rod and reel costing $20. She agrees and moves to the counter to pay for her purchase.... Read more
jokes day 196
Thursday, September 10, 2020      12 comments

A guy walked into a cafe and asked for a bowl of chili. The waitress said, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's bowl is full. He says, "If you're not going to eat that, mind if I take it?" The other ... Read more
jokes day 195
Wednesday, September 09, 2020      10 comments

They announced today that the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to merge and form one team called the Tampacks. It may be a mediocre team, though. It'll only be good for one period and there'll be no second string. ... Read more

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