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just jokes day 1
Thursday, February 27, 2020      5 comments

What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. Why was Cinderella so lousy at baseball? She ran away from the ball, and she had a pumpkin for a coach. Why is a moon rock tastier that an earth rock? Because it's a little... Read more
more jokes for today
Tuesday, February 25, 2020      6 comments

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they can't remember the words. Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. Why didn't Noah fish very often? Because he only had two worms. Where do otters come fro... Read more
heartbreak and then ok
Monday, February 24, 2020      7 comments

My younger son had a sad evening yesterday when his girlfriend broke up with him. This was his first real girlfriend and it hit him rather hard at first. I was a little concerned by a few things that I knew like that she had been going with so... Read more
Sunday laughs
Sunday, February 23, 2020      12 comments

What did Mrs. Bullet say to Mr. Bullet? We're going to have a beebee. Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split! Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants. Why did Humpty Dumpty have ... Read more
can't help but be happy but was bad news
Saturday, February 22, 2020      8 comments

My older son called today which I was happy that he finally reached out to me but he is injured again. It sounds like they don't know yet how bad the injury but it is his knee and if I understood correctly it has to do with muscle or something ... Read more
90 minutes at gym
Friday, February 21, 2020      5 comments

Today after the upper body class, I did the 30 minute circuit class which I enjoyed so plan to add to Monday and Friday. I also did 30 minutes on the treadmill. I recently got some foam dumbbells that I plan to use on Sunday when go walking at... Read more
I went
Thursday, February 20, 2020      6 comments

This morning I thought I heard my son in bathroom and I stayed in bed longer. I finally got up about 15-20 minutes before my son should leave for the bus and found that he was still asleep. So after waking him, he got ready in time but as he w... Read more
why does it happen that way?
Wednesday, February 19, 2020      5 comments

A while back I shared that I had gotten a ticket and paid a lawyer to handle it. I recently got the date that I will need to go to the courthouse on the ticket. Wouldn't you know that it is in June on the day that my son leaves on the Educatio... Read more
smile it will get better
Tuesday, February 18, 2020      9 comments

or at least I think it will. Joke books help... The difference between capitalism and communism is that under communism man exploits man, whereas under capitalism it's the other way around. Excuse me, does this bus go to Duluth? No... Read more
comes easier than it goes
Monday, February 17, 2020      5 comments

Big gain of 1.2 # this week which is what I lost in two weeks so no longer at my half a pound per week goal but I'll do better and get back down. I didn't exercise 2 days and over ate 2 days last week. Every day counts so I will exercise every... Read more
50% off but still high
Sunday, February 16, 2020      5 comments

Valentine boxes of candy are expensive for what you get so we usually wait and get some the day after when it is 50% off. Forgot about it yesterday but went today and son got 2 big boxes plus they were selling girl scout cookies outside the sto... Read more
joke book
Saturday, February 15, 2020      9 comments

so glad I found this old joke book for when nothing much to say... If the black box survives a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why is it called tourist seaso... Read more
Late - plan - laugh
Friday, February 14, 2020      3 comments

I slept late this morning but unfortunately so did my son. When I saw it was light outside I was afraid it was late and that if I didn't wake when son went to bathroom (right next to my bedroom), he probably didn't go yet. I was right and it w... Read more
surprising day
Thursday, February 13, 2020      6 comments

My legs are a little sore especially when I sit or stand up. Not sure why as this is first time since maybe the first week of strength/upper body classes and I feel like I'm more sore than I was then. Tomorrow I plan to go to the 30 Minute Cir... Read more
package dropped off
Wednesday, February 12, 2020      4 comments

So a while back my son broke his iPhone that he'd gotten in Dec. I had thought I was smart and added protection but was thinking that it would be taken care of where we bought it. That isn't the case so my son spent several hours trying to fil... Read more

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