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just jokes day 18
Sunday, March 15, 2020      8 comments

Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left him. Why is it great to be a test tube baby? You get a womb with a view. Did you hear that archeologists just recently identified the cause of the Dark Ages? It was most ... Read more
just jokes day 17
Saturday, March 14, 2020      3 comments

Where does satisfaction come from? A satisfactory. What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with a Border collie? Melancholy babies, Why can't a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can't be a brother and assist her t... Read more
just jokes day 16
Friday, March 13, 2020      7 comments

Did you hear about the new restaurant that opened in India? It's a New Delhicatessen. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. What's a... Read more
just jokes day 15
Thursday, March 12, 2020      3 comments

Did you hear about the home brewer who entered his first brewing contest? * The report he got back read: "Dear Sir, your horse has diabetes." If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you. if H2O is on the insid... Read more
just jokes day 14
Wednesday, March 11, 2020      7 comments

Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a car? He was playing on the road again. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for ... Read more
just jokes day 13
Tuesday, March 10, 2020      8 comments

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. What did one hot dog say to another? Hi, Frank. What do you get when you pour boiling water down a r... Read more
just jokes day 12
Monday, March 09, 2020      4 comments

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. How did the mouse feel after the cat chased it through a screen door? Strained. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam. What do ... Read more
just jokes day 11
Sunday, March 08, 2020      6 comments

How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three? The baby, because he's a little Bigger. What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A southpaw.... Read more
just jokes day 10
Saturday, March 07, 2020      4 comments

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one. What did the tie say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll just hang around. Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? Because he saw the salad dressi... Read more
just jokes day 9
Friday, March 06, 2020      5 comments

What do you get when you eat onions and beans? Tear gas. What do you use to fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. My pig learned karate. Now he's doing pork chops.... Read more
just jokes day 8
Thursday, March 05, 2020      6 comments

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school? Bison. Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal. What's a metaphor? So that livestock can graze. How does the m... Read more
just jokes day 7
Wednesday, March 04, 2020      4 comments

Why not say "288" in polite conversation? Because it's two gross. What did the bee say to the flower? "Hey Bud, when do you open?" Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems. Who yelled, "Coming are the Br... Read more
just jokes day 6
Tuesday, March 03, 2020      5 comments

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck. What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What should you do if you're eaten by an elephant? Run around... Read more
just jokes day 5
Monday, March 02, 2020      9 comments

What is large, gray and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant What does a dog do that a man steps into? Pants. Why was the archeologist depressed? His career was in ruins. What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a c... Read more
just jokes day 4
Sunday, March 01, 2020      6 comments

What do you call a Norwegian car? A Fjord. So the male flea said to the female flea, "How about we go to the movies?" And the female flea said, "Sure. Shall we walk or take the dog?" How do baby hens dance the tango? They dan... Read more

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