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just jokes day 35
Thursday, April 02, 2020      16 comments

Out in the Pacific Ocean, Sam and his wife Sue, two clams, owned a restaurant that had live disco music every Saturday night. Their diner was known for its great musicians, the shrimp quartet. Bob played guitar, Chuck played drums, Sally sang ... Read more
just jokes day 34
Wednesday, April 01, 2020      14 comments

Early one spring morning, Papa Mole decided to check out the sounds and smells of the new season. He traveled along his burrow until he could stick his head out and survey the area. It was such a beautiful morning, he quickly called to Mama Mo... Read more
just jokes day 33
Tuesday, March 31, 2020      18 comments

Recently, a Frenchman in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime and getting in and out and past security he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. ... Read more
just jokes day 32
Monday, March 30, 2020      13 comments

There's a nudist colony for communists. Two old men are sitting on the front porch. One turns to the other and says, "I say, old boy, have you read Marx?" And the other says, "Yes...I believe it's these wicker chairs." There was a man wh... Read more
just jokes day 31
Sunday, March 29, 2020      14 comments

This doctor always got really stressed out at work. So every day on his way home, he'd stop and see his friend Dick, the bartender. Dick would know the doctor was coming, and he'd have an almond daiquiri ready for him. The doctor would come i... Read more
just jokes day 30
Saturday, March 28, 2020      10 comments

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to g... Read more
just jokes day 29
Friday, March 27, 2020      12 comments

Did you hear that NASA has launched several holsteins into low earth orbit? It was the herd shot around the world. "I was in Mercy, Australia, and I was served tea made from the hair of a koala." "Made from the hair of a koala? You'r... Read more
just jokes day 28
Thursday, March 26, 2020      13 comments

So, these vultures decided to fly to Florida on an airline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons, and the flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but there's a limit of two carrion per passenger." What do you call the cabs lined up at t... Read more
just jokes day 27
Wednesday, March 25, 2020      10 comments

Leif Erickson returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying, "I'm sorry, Mrs. Erickson, I must have taken Leif off m... Read more
just jokes day 26
Tuesday, March 24, 2020      9 comments

A strong snail decided that he wanted to buy himself a sporty car with all the amenities. He went into a dealership that specialized in sports cars and selected one with everything he had always wanted. As the salesman was finishing the spec... Read more
not just jokes day 25
Monday, March 23, 2020      6 comments

Ok. I haven't commented much on life here lately as I haven't been doing much positive or in other words, I have been overeating and not exercising. Here is an update on the last couple of weeks that I recently shared with my family followed b... Read more
just jokes day 25
Sunday, March 22, 2020      7 comments

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer. What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. How do you make an elephant fly? First, you start with a 48-inch zipper... Tha... Read more
just jokes day 24
Saturday, March 21, 2020      4 comments

How do you get an elephant out of the theater? You can't. It's in their blood. What do you get when you cross a fly with an elephant? A zipper that never forgets. Can an elephant jump higher than a lamppost? Yes. Lampposts c... Read more
just jokes day 23
Friday, March 20, 2020      7 comments

Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. By then he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Why is an eleph... Read more
just jokes day 22
Thursday, March 19, 2020      7 comments

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? The only reason I'd take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. If you're goin... Read more

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