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just jokes day 45
Sunday, April 12, 2020      3 comments

Darth Vader: "Luke Skywalker, I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke: "How do you know?" Vader: "I felt your presents." Did you hear about the new pill? It makes you feel good but has the side effect of making you dull. It's... Read more
just jokes day 44
Saturday, April 11, 2020      9 comments

One day, a Russian couple were walking down the street, and they got into an argument over whether it was raining or sleeting. So they asked a communist party official, Comrade Rudolph, if it was officially raining or sleeting. "Today it is of... Read more
just jokes day 43
Friday, April 10, 2020      7 comments

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they mo... Read more
just jokes day 42
Thursday, April 09, 2020      15 comments

A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, "Book." The librarian says, "You want a book?" "Book." "Any book?" "Book." So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken co... Read more
just jokes day 41
Wednesday, April 08, 2020      5 comments

Did you hear that Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein got together for a meeting last week to discuss their common problem? They both have Kurds in their whey. Sadie, I--I tink I svallowed a bone. Are you choking, Hyman? No, I'm serious... Read more
just jokes day 40
Tuesday, April 07, 2020      13 comments

There was a horse trainer who raised a filly, and when he raced her in the evening she always won, but when she raced during the day she lost. She was a fine horse, but she was a real night mare. Did you hear about the fire at a Basque mo... Read more
just jokes day 39
Monday, April 06, 2020      15 comments

What kind of bees give milk? Boobies This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have eggs Benedict." His order comes a while later, ... Read more
just jokes day 38
Sunday, April 05, 2020      12 comments

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. Just as he did this, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from and saw a young woman looking down from an up... Read more
just jokes day 37
Saturday, April 04, 2020      12 comments

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils. An ... Read more
just jokes day 36
Friday, April 03, 2020      12 comments

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the soles of his feet became quite thick and hard. Being a very spiritual person, he ate very little and often fasted. As a result, he was quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to ... Read more
just jokes day 35
Thursday, April 02, 2020      16 comments

Out in the Pacific Ocean, Sam and his wife Sue, two clams, owned a restaurant that had live disco music every Saturday night. Their diner was known for its great musicians, the shrimp quartet. Bob played guitar, Chuck played drums, Sally sang ... Read more
just jokes day 34
Wednesday, April 01, 2020      14 comments

Early one spring morning, Papa Mole decided to check out the sounds and smells of the new season. He traveled along his burrow until he could stick his head out and survey the area. It was such a beautiful morning, he quickly called to Mama Mo... Read more
just jokes day 33
Tuesday, March 31, 2020      18 comments

Recently, a Frenchman in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime and getting in and out and past security he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. ... Read more
just jokes day 32
Monday, March 30, 2020      13 comments

There's a nudist colony for communists. Two old men are sitting on the front porch. One turns to the other and says, "I say, old boy, have you read Marx?" And the other says, "Yes...I believe it's these wicker chairs." There was a man wh... Read more
just jokes day 31
Sunday, March 29, 2020      14 comments

This doctor always got really stressed out at work. So every day on his way home, he'd stop and see his friend Dick, the bartender. Dick would know the doctor was coming, and he'd have an almond daiquiri ready for him. The doctor would come i... Read more

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