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just jokes day 63
Thursday, April 30, 2020      13 comments

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. No, make that four...on second tho... Read more
just jokes day 62
Wednesday, April 29, 2020      12 comments

How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it really gets screwed. How many football players does it take to change a lightbulb? The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it.... Read more
just jokes day 61
Tuesday, April 28, 2020      12 comments

How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it! How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.... Read more
just jokes day 60
Monday, April 27, 2020      11 comments

How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He prays for the old bulb to come back on. How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and the other to eat the old one.... Read more
just jokes day 59
Sunday, April 26, 2020      10 comments

How many lonely guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two. How many University freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. ... Read more
just jokes day 58
Saturday, April 25, 2020      7 comments

How many reference librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you. How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it and three to co... Read more
just jokes day 57
Friday, April 24, 2020      10 comments

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner. How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes him three visits.... Read more
just jokes day 56
Thursday, April 23, 2020      10 comments

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to screw in the new bulb and four to talk about how much they'll miss the old one. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the gira... Read more
just jokes day 55
Wednesday, April 22, 2020      11 comments

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem. How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need it out today, but if it continues to give you trouble in the future... Read more
just jokes day 54
Tuesday, April 21, 2020      8 comments

How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but he gets two credits. How many grad students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes ten years.... Read more
just jokes day 53
Monday, April 20, 2020      9 comments

How many advertising execs does it take to change a lightbulb? Interesting question. What do you think? How many real men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.... Read more
just jokes day 52
Sunday, April 19, 2020      6 comments

How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb? The last time this question was asked it involved art directors. Is the difference intentional? Should one or the other instance be changed? It seems inconsistent. How many ... Read more
just jokes day 51
Saturday, April 18, 2020      9 comments

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? Six, Why? It just does, okay? How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb?... Read more
just jokes day 50
Friday, April 17, 2020      6 comments

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Sixteen. One to change it and fifteen to form a support group. How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change it and nine to say, "I could've done that.... Read more
just jokes day 49
Thursday, April 16, 2020      6 comments

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but only if the lightbulb wants to change. How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change it and one not to change it.... Read more

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