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just jokes day 77
Thursday, May 14, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan Stripes Forever. Knock, knock. Who's there? Debussy. Debussy who? Debussy Fields!... Read more
just jokes day 76
Wednesday, May 13, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. Who's there? Philip Glass Knock, knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Okay. Who, who, ... Read more
just jokes day 75
Tuesday, May 12, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Diploma. Diploma who? Diploma is here to fix the sink. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first, but the phone's not working.... Read more
just jokes day 74
Monday, May 11, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants, I breaka your face. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for supper.... Read more
just jokes day 73
Sunday, May 10, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fornication. Fornication who? Fornication like this you should wear a black tie. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo-fashioned cowboy.... Read more
just jokes day 72
Saturday, May 09, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening!... Read more
just jokes day 71
Friday, May 08, 2020      9 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos behavin'---savin' all my love for you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel not working?... Read more
just jokes day 70
Thursday, May 07, 2020      6 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Itzhak. Itzhak who? Itzhak sin to tell a lie. Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y bird gets the worm.... Read more
just jokes day 69
Wednesday, May 06, 2020      10 comments

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fortification. Fortification who? Fortification, we're going to Miami. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mr. Walter. Mr. Walter who? You don't Mr. Walter until the well runs dry.... Read more
just jokes day 68
Tuesday, May 05, 2020      7 comments

Knock, knock, Who's there? Frankfurter. Frankfurter who? Frankfurter lovely evening. Knock, knock, Who's there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly.... Read more
just jokes day 67
Monday, May 04, 2020      10 comments

How many accountants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What kind of answer did you have in mind? How many real estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten, but we'll accept eight. How many surrealists does it take t... Read more
just jokes day 66
Sunday, May 03, 2020      7 comments

How many dull people does it take to change a lightbulb? One. How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the lightbulb adapter card first, which is extra.... Read more
just jokes day 65
Saturday, May 02, 2020      11 comments

How many brewers does it take to change a lightbulb? About one third less than for a regular bulb. How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the lightbulb itself sy... Read more
just jokes day 64
Friday, May 01, 2020      9 comments

How many audience members does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it and another to say, "Rose, he's changing the lightbulb." How many pro-lifers does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four ... Read more
just jokes day 63
Thursday, April 30, 2020      13 comments

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. No, make that four...on second tho... Read more

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