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jokes day 109
Monday, June 15, 2020      15 comments

Why was Isaac twelve years old when God called Abraham to sacrifice his son? Because if he had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice. My older son who is 20 never gave me much trouble when he was a teenager. Anyway he called... Read more
jokes day 108
Sunday, June 14, 2020      13 comments

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, said, "God, I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay," God said. "I'll create a man for you." Eve said, "What's a man?" "He's a creature with aggressive t... Read more
jokes day 107
Saturday, June 13, 2020      12 comments

This guy goes into his barber, and he's all excited. He says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope." The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a terrible airline, the Rome Hil... Read more
jokes day 106
Friday, June 12, 2020      10 comments

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest. "Father, I'm eighty years old, married, have four kids and eleven grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two eighteen-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice." And the ... Read more
jokes day 105
Thursday, June 11, 2020      10 comments

So Moses was talking with God, and Moses said, "Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. They get to keep the oil, and we cut off the tip of our what?" "I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for... Read more
jokes day 104
Wednesday, June 10, 2020      7 comments

God was talking to one of his angels. He said, "Boy, I just figured out how to rotate Earth so it creates this really incredible twenty-four-hour period of alternating light and darkness." The angel said, "What are you going to do now?" God s... Read more
just jokes day 103
Tuesday, June 09, 2020      8 comments

Three nurses die and go up to heaven. And St. Peter says, "So, tell me---what did you do with your life?" The first nurse says, "Well, I worked in an emergency room, and it was really challenging. But we were able to help some people and I th... Read more
just jokes day 102
Monday, June 08, 2020      10 comments

A man died in a car accident. He found himself in purgatory being sized up by God. "Well, Bill, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm will... Read more
just jokes day 101
Sunday, June 07, 2020      13 comments

This couple is killed the night before their wedding. They go to heaven, and they ask St. Peter if they can be married. St. Peter says, "Okay. I'll come and get you when we can do that." Ten years later, he tells the couple, "Okay. We can... Read more
just jokes day 100
Saturday, June 06, 2020      8 comments

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others were led over to Satan, who threw them into the burn... Read more
repeat of essay on a dream yet to be fulfilled
Friday, June 05, 2020      7 comments

I read a blog today that talked about George Floyd and racism. It reminded me of an essay I wrote last April 2019 and so I decided to post it again. Thanks for speaking out TIZSLIM and here if you'd like her blog to read: https://www.sparkpeo... Read more
just jokes day 99
Friday, June 05, 2020      11 comments

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. St. Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to t... Read more
just jokes day 98
Thursday, June 04, 2020      8 comments

Three souls appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asked the first one, "What was your last annual salary?" The soul replied, "$200,000; I was a trial lawyer." St. Peter asked the second one the same question. The soul answ... Read more
just jokes day 97
Wednesday, June 03, 2020      8 comments

A husband and his wife were driving home one night and ran into a bridge abutment and both were killed. They arrived in heaven and found it was a beautiful golf course with a lovely clubhouse and fabulous greens. It was free and only for them,... Read more
just jokes day 96
Tuesday, June 02, 2020      7 comments

Brett Favre and Randall Cunningham die and go to heaven. After Brett Favre enters the pearly gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows him a little two-bedroom house with a faded Packers banner hanging from the front porch and says, "This is yo... Read more

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