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jokes day 127
Friday, July 03, 2020      10 comments

A man went to church, and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand and say, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good." The preacher said, "Thank you, sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that sort of languag... Read more
jokes day 126
Thursday, July 02, 2020      9 comments

A new pastor was out visiting his parishioners one Saturday afternoon. All went well until he came to one house. Although it was obvious someone was home, no one came to the door, even after he knocked several times. Finally, he pulled out hi... Read more
jokes day 125
Wednesday, July 01, 2020      9 comments

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "but what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy... Read more
jokes day 124
Tuesday, June 30, 2020      7 comments

A little boy and his grandmother were walking along the seashore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere and swept the child out to sea. The grandmother, horrified, falls to her knees and says, "God, please return my beloved grandson. Please,... Read more
jokes day 123
Monday, June 29, 2020      6 comments

A bum walked up to a mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." And the lady replies, "Try, honey. Force yourself." This old guy was dying, and he said to his wife, "Honey, call for a priest." And she said, "B... Read more
jokes day 122
Sunday, June 28, 2020      9 comments

The preacher was dissatisfied with how little his congregation put in the collection plates on Sundays, so he learned hypnosis. He began preaching his sermons in a monotone. He swung a watch slowly in front of the lectern, and at the end of th... Read more
jokes day 121
Saturday, June 27, 2020      9 comments

Three couples---an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newlywed couple---wanted to join a church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for two weeks." The couples agree ... Read more
jokes day 120
Friday, June 26, 2020      8 comments

Son: Mom, hi. How are you? How's everything in Florida? Mom: Not too good. I've been very weak. Son: Why are you weak? Mom: Never mind. Son: What's wrong? Mom: Never mind. It's okay. Son: Why are you weak, Mom? Mom: I h... Read more
jokes day 119
Thursday, June 25, 2020      10 comments

A pastor skips services one Sunday to go bear hunting in the mountains. As he turns the corner along the path, he and a bear collide. The pastor stumbles backwards, slips off the trail, and begins tumbling down the mountain with the bear in ho... Read more
jokes day 118
Wednesday, June 24, 2020      8 comments

Three older mothers were sitting on a park bench in Miami Beach talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie said, "You know the Manet painting hanging in my living room? My son, Irving bought that for me for my seventy-fifth birthday. ... Read more
jokes day 117
Tuesday, June 23, 2020      10 comments

A minister is driving down to New York, and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor. He asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "... Read more
jokes day 116
Monday, June 22, 2020      11 comments

So Tommy goes into a confessional and says. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest says, "Is that you, Tommy?" "Yes, Father, it is I." "Who was the woman you were with?" "I cannot tell you, Fat... Read more
jokes day 115
Sunday, June 21, 2020      11 comments

Abraham decided to upgrade his PC to Windows '95 and Isaac couldn't believe it, He said, "Dad, your old PC doesn't have enough memory." And Abraham said, "My son, God will provide the RAM." Happy Father's Day! Since I'm not sure I got my... Read more
jokes day 114
Saturday, June 20, 2020      13 comments

A man was praying to God. He said, "God?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask you a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." "Hm... Read more
jokes day 113
Friday, June 19, 2020      12 comments

One morning the devil decided to go to church. He appeared suddenly, just before offering, in a shower of flame and sparks and smoke. He ran up and down the aisle screaming, and all of the congregation ran except for an old man sitting in back... Read more

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