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jokes day 154
Thursday, July 30, 2020      16 comments

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you di... Read more
jokes day 153
Wednesday, July 29, 2020      14 comments

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and.......a packet of peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around yo... Read more
jokes day 152
Tuesday, July 28, 2020      14 comments

A pig walks into a bar, ordered fifteen beers, and drank them. The bartender asked, "Would you like to know where the bathroom is?" "No," said the little pig. "I'm the little pig that goes wee-wee-wee all the way home." I lost 0.6 this ... Read more
jokes day 151
Monday, July 27, 2020      11 comments

A northerner walks into a bar down South around Christmastime, and there's a little nativity scene on the bar. And the guy says, "That's a nice nativity scene. But how come the three wise men are wearing firemen's hats?" And the bartender say... Read more
jokes day 150
Sunday, July 26, 2020      12 comments

Rene Descartes is in a bar. At last call, the bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not." And he disappears. A man walks into a bar. There's a beautiful woman sitting at the bar, and they sit and have a... Read more
jokes day 149
Saturday, July 25, 2020      11 comments

The cowboy walks into bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants and boots are made of paper. His spurs are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest hi... Read more
jokes day 148
Friday, July 24, 2020      11 comments

The tourist goes into a bar, and there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker. He says, "Is that dog really playing poker?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail,: ... Read more
jokes day 147
Thursday, July 23, 2020      13 comments

A man goes into a bar and says, "Give me a drink before the trouble starts." And the bartender gives him a drink. He drinks it and says, "Give me another drink before the trouble starts." He downs that one and says, "Give me another drink ... Read more
jokes day 146
Wednesday, July 22, 2020      8 comments

This guy walks into a bar and has a drink. And he looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket and orders another drink, looks in his pocket, and so on. And the bartender says,... Read more
jokes day 145
Tuesday, July 21, 2020      4 comments

This guy walks into a pub, sits down, and says, "Give me two beers. Rough day at work." And the bartender says, "Oh? What do you do?" The guy says, "I take care of the corgis---you know, the dogs the royal family owns." The bartender says,... Read more
jokes day 144
Monday, July 20, 2020      10 comments

A guy comes in with a frog on his head, and the bartender says, "Where did you get that?" And the frog says, "It started out as a little bump on my butt." A brain goes into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint, please." The ... Read more
jokes day 143
Sunday, July 19, 2020      12 comments

A cowboy walks into the bar and asks for a whiskey. Suddenly another cowboy rushes in and yells, "Joe, Joe, hurry up, your house is on fire!" The cowboy runs to the door and then stops and thinks, "Hey! I ain't got no house!" The cowboy sit... Read more
jokes day 142
Saturday, July 18, 2020      11 comments

Into the bar comes a grasshopper. And the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper says, "Is that right? Why would anyone name a drink Bob?" A pork chop goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bart... Read more
jokes day 141
Friday, July 17, 2020      14 comments

Two guys were walking their dogs---one had a German shepherd and the other had a Chihuahua. The man with the shepherd suggested going into a bar for a drink. The other man says, "They're not going to let dogs into the bar." And the first guy ... Read more
jokes day 140
Thursday, July 16, 2020      11 comments

Two ropes go into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here. We don't serve ropes in here." The ropes go outside and one says to the other, "I have an idea." He ties himself up, messes up his hair, and goes back in. The bartender says, "... Read more

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